Anthropology and Baileys by friend from work

Coming to you as a guest blogger from Ms Jones lounge floor. Introducing 'Friend from work' and 'She Who Must be Obeyed (Monday-Friday)'. We are both pissed as farts on Rose' wine. The deal is I (friend from work) get to do Ms Jones blog and she gets to do mine....

First, Serious pro golfer stop with the shite poems. We all think you are a wussy, not to mention the fact that we know you copy and paste them. Especially considering the fact that the latest refered to your so called soul mate as the 'man of your dreams'. Christ Almighty.

Second 'old friend', I am SO on to you. You ho.

Third, Music man, you are in luck. As it happens, Ms Jones has in confidence expressed her willingness to bone you.

Fourth, I am so fucking funny.

I digress, I a hoping for a weekly spot on the ol' Ms Jones blog. If you like what youve seen tonight dont be afraid to speak up. All it takes is a few glasses of wine!
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