Revel-ation (II)

Sorry, I didn't give you the Revel analysis in my last post. Here you go:

• Toffee - can be a little tough, generally awkward
• Coffee - massively massively unpopular and best avoided
• Maltesers - like to think they're the biggest, but there's a lot of empty space in there
• Orange - inoffensive, and generally popular
• Chocolate - very smooth, with no surprises lurking underneath
• Raisin - clearly up with the times (they're a new variety)
• Nut* - slightly small, and hard to get hold off
• Coconut* - the one you always forget about, but when think of them... delicious!

My Old Friend is currently testing this theory in the pub!

*both now obsolete, so retro!